Who would a thunk it? All I did was advertise on Facebook Marketplace a round glass table for sale and here comes this very nice couple, Jim and Karen to buy it. And they were sooo comfortable to talk with. Uh huh…….and we talked and they noticed our rv and we invited them to our rv club, to a dinner meeting in Gower on a Sunday at the CHICKEN Restaurant for fried chicken, famous for that PAN FRIED Southern Fried Chicken……21 of us with reservations for that fried chicken….when we walked in the door and all got seated……..AND it’s NOT easy to seat these rowdy people……. when the waitress announced very loudly OUT LOUD, we are OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN. There will be nothing more said about this dark day in club history other then I warned several members that perhaps our club was not ready for “HIM”…”How is he so different?” “Well, I will give you an example, “HE” might come dressed as THE CHICKEN.”
Fast forward, this couple signs up for most every outing. Pretty impressive, uh huh…..So they go with us to Grand Island and how delightful this sly fox is. Everyone enjoys them…..I remember my Blue Heeler, Hayseed….she reminds me of HIM. When I rescued her, she sat in my house for 3 days, looking at me, watching every move, never wagging her tail….sitting…9 months old, almost listless, no energy….watching.. The 3rd night, when I turned off the light, she flew thru the air, flew onto my bed and I met the most hyper crazy dog………..HE watches…from all the stories we’ve heard, the pictures we’ve seen, I’m waiting for him to let loose! He’s sly, watching.
We never saw it coming, the sly fox and the lady was in the group of 19 of us with reservations at the Stone Hill Winery Restaurant in Hermann MO and EVERYONE was bent on Southern Fried Chicken. STOP, let me go back and paste my previous sentence….There will be nothing more said about this dark day in club history other then ……..OH NO ! ! ! there were all kinds of things said! What is different about this pic? Yes………..HE was there. I can’t say anything about the lovely lady (as seen in the white hat at her 60th bday HIGH TEA extravaganza at the Shakespeare Chateau in St. Joseph MO)
So here we are in a pickle, because this sly fox and lady have wrapped themselves around our hearts and we are enjoying THEM immensely. BUT if we are denied a 3rd time at a group dinner of our beloved Pan Fried Southern Fried Chicken…. there will be hell to pay.
Now we have our problems. LaDonna had Clif fill the green pail for the 2 dogs to cool off in the 100 degree weather. When they turned their backs….the sly fox took a sitz bath to cool off. Look at his sox. This is HIS normal….What can I say…the sick has rubbed off and I came home from Hermann MO with his Christmas gift, and in my mind I know what he’s going to do with it.
OK, I will refund you the $$$ on that table………
